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 THE HOLE

 Some doughnut historians believe that the way the doughnut got its hole in the middle, was during a terrible storm when Captain Gregory took a doughnut and crammed down a wooden spoke on the ships wheel, in order to get his hands to stay on. Others think the story was he decided to listen to an angel, after the angel told him that the doughy, delicious center of the doughnut had to go. Remember to note that doughnuts in the U.S. have holes, but in the U.K., most doughnuts don't have holes.